Monday, July 4, 2016

Progress In 'Murica

America 1776:

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, 

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. 

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. 

America 2016:

Khloé Kardashian Devastated Over Rob's Baby Bombshell: 'I Am Empty and Internally Sad'

Both Kim and Kourtney were happy for Rob, 29, while Khloé kept her head down and sulked the remainder of the conversation.

"I don't know my emotions right now. I am empty ... I am internally sad," Khloé said to the camera.

Later, Khloé and Kourtney phoned Kris Jenner, who was in Dubai at the time, to discuss Rob's baby news and to reassure her that all is fine with them and not to worry about the family drama.

"There's nothing we can do ... what's done is done. I don't know," Khloé said to her mom – clearly still torn over her relationship with Rob.

Meanwhile, Kylie, 18, spent the entire episode consumed with anxiety over her lip kit. After opening up to her family about it, Kim and Kourtney decided to stop over to try and talk to her about coping mechanisms.

"I don't know, I just know I'm not supposed to be famous," Kylie told them both. "I can feel it deep down inside."

"That makes me so sad," Kim said, before adding, "I'm meant to be famous."

"I can't handle it," Kylie continued. "I care too much and I read too many things."

In the final scenes, Khloé finds out that not only did Kris have a sit-down to talk with Blac Chyna and Rob, but so did Kylie.

"Her and I were talking about Tyga a lot ... I think we all need to be one big happy family" Kylie told Khloé. "Then I was like 'we have to take a Snapchat.' "


Kylie later admitted in her interview, "I feel a weight has lifted off both of our shoulders and I feel like that's all we needed."

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"When in the course of human events"

"I am internally sad"

"the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them"

"I'm meant to be famous."

"Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes"

"I care too much and I read too many things."

"it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security"

"Then I was like 'we have to take a Snapchat.' "

George and Martha Washington

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna.

No doubt Tocqueville would agree, the deepest truth in America is that Kylie Jenner has read too many things.

I wonder if the U.K. would take back the original thirteen colonies? We could throw in California to sweeten the deal and all we would ask for in exchange would be Nigel Farage.....
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