I thought this was hilarious from a report on the anticapitalism/anti-globalism/anti-grow up and get a job protests in Britain during the G-20 summit:
"The protesters spanned a wide age range. Joe Reed, an unemployed 25-year-old, was busy selling "anti-capitalism whistles" to fellow protestors for one British pound."
Now there is an enterprising guy, selling merchandise that is cleverly packaged and labelled to a bunch of unemployed people protesting slick marketing. That guy is going to be a millionaire someday! Selling regular whistles to these nutjobs by calling them "anti-capitalism whistles". Genius!